Im going to inform you now, this blog post will be anything but functional as I am writing it at 1:30AM stuffed up on NyQuil THAT ISNT WORKING because, of course, I’m the kid who gets colds in the SUMMER.
But, this blog post is about one of the, many little things, that annoy me and that’s those certain types of people who are able to hit you with rude comments all while masking the true contents of their words with hair twirls and smiles.
Like when your friend tells you that she threw her old jeans away because they didn’t fit but you, on the other hand, tell her that she should have kept her jeans to see if maybe they could work for her in the future; that’s what you would have done. This friend then looks at you and, in the most obnoxious voice ever, goes “Well I don’t like to deal with old used items”
AND YOU DO?! You were just trying to be a helpful friend for goodness sake!
In saying this, something really funny happened to me today and, by funny, it OBVIOUSLY wasn’t even remotely funny.
It’s the kind of funny where you find yourself laughing for a brief second before the true contents of what just happened SLAP YOU IN THE FACE. Obviously not a physical slap but it may as well be for these kinds of ‘funny situations’ are the worst of all.
Heres the scenario: I was out to lunch with a friend, someone I hadn’t seen for almost two years, and we were sat by the waitress (who looked like she was pushing 14 years of age but, hey, to each his own). Once we got seated, my friend began gushing about how much she LOVED this person she had begun speaking to and I had just nodded like an idiot, scarfing those delicious fries down my throat until I almost choked…like CHOKE CHOKE. I’m talking resuscitation choke.
My friend looked at me, after her long story, and went “But you wouldn’t understand, loves a little more complicated than what your used to”
I had, first, grinned before my eyebrows, which I had groomed for this fine occasion, furrowed with upmost confusion. Was she saying I had never been loved or I had never loved? Because I had deffinetely done the latter.
I mean, I had loved TONS of things…like my family, Jace Wayland, and peanut butter (one of which happens to be a fictional character…can you guess which? *hint* it’s not peanut butter or my family). REGARDLESS, where did she get off saying something like that?
It was one of those things that, especially being the kind of person I am, I had to shrug off before finishing my fries because I WAS NOT PAYING MONEY FOR FOOD I DIDNT EAT. I wasn’t going to allow my feelings to stand in the way of what truly mattered…crisp fries.
See? I told you this post would be the least functional thing you’ve seen all year 😉
See you on the flip side,
the new dynamic out~!
*This post isn’t meant to bash my friend or anything of the sort and, before you ask why I’m still friends with this person it’s important for me to state that I’ve always known the way this person is and this isn’t new to me. This quality, as hard as it is to believe, is one of the things I’ve grown to like the most about this individual but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t sometimes jolt me.
I just just wanted to write it because…well the NyQuil is having adverse reactions on my body.